Back in 5 Minutes Sign — Out of My Mind | Funny Carved Wood
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The Back in 5 Minutes Sign With Full Disclosure
Most away-signs lie about where you went. This carved back in 5 minutes sign tells the truth — Out of My Mind, Be Back in 5 Minutes — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood for everyone whose mental vacations run on a tight schedule.
Built for Frequent Departures
A sign this used shouldn't be paper taped to a door. Every letter is CNC-carved into solid pine or poplar and hand-stained in one of twenty finishes — checked-out gray to fully-present walnut. It posts the notice permanently, which is honest, because let's face it: you'll be gone again by lunch.
Where the Notice Posts
- Office or cubicle — the most relatable status update in the building
- Home office door — fair warning for the household
- Craft room or workshop — where minds wander productively
- Kitchen — explains the third trip to the fridge
The Specs
- Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
- Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
- 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
- CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
- Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping
The Gift for the Delightfully Scattered
Work anniversaries, retirements, birthdays for the friend whose train of thought derails hourly — this is the funny desk-and-door decor for everyone running on creative chaos. Three carved sizes, twenty hand-applied finishes, free U.S. shipping with the hanger pre-installed. Pair it with our other funny office signs and post the whole personality roster.
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Back in 5 Minutes Sign — Out of My Mind | Funny Carved Wood
Real Wood. Real Craft.
Here's what makes every sign different from the vinyl stuff you'll find in big box stores.
V-Carved, Not Vinyl
The letters are literally cut into the wood with a CNC machine. Real depth, real shadows, no peeling.
Handmade in Kentucky
Every sign is cut, carved, stained, and sealed by hand in our Rineyville, Kentucky workshop.
5,000+ 5-Star Reviews
Real photos from real customers. Our signs are hanging in homes from Oregon to Maine.
Size Comparison
All three sizes shown at actual scale so you can see the real difference.
Large
30" × 7.25"
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Small
16" × 3.5"
Large
30" × 7.25"
Over couches, chairs, or mantles — a real statement piece
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Above doors, over coffee bars, or as a kitchen accent
Small
16" × 3.5"
Shelf sitter, desk accent, or small wall decor piece
All sizes shown at the same scale. Not sure which to pick? Medium is our most popular choice.