Rules for a Happy Marriage Sign — Carved Wood Anniversary
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The Rules for a Happy Marriage, Posted Where They Work
Every long marriage runs on a few unwritten rules. This carved rules for a happy marriage sign finally writes them down — the honest, funny, time-tested ones — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood so the house rules of the heart are always on record.
Carved Like a Commitment
Printed marriage plaques fade about as fast as honeymoon phase; this one is CNC-carved into solid pine or poplar and hand-stained in one of twenty finishes. The letters sit deep in the grain, built for the same long haul the rules describe.
Where the Rules Get Posted
- Master bedroom — over the headboard, where policy is set
- Hallway gallery wall — among the wedding photos
- Living room — visible during every negotiation
- Entryway of a first home — the founding documents
The Specs
- Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
- Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
- 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
- CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
- Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping
The Anniversary Gift That Tells the Truth
Weddings, anniversaries, bridal showers, vow renewals — this is the romantic wall decor for couples who know the secret is equal parts love and comedy. Choose the small size for a dresser shelf or go bold over the bed, pick from twenty hand-applied finishes, and it arrives with the hanger pre-installed and free U.S. shipping. Pair it with our other carved wedding and anniversary signs and finish the story wall.
The Blended Family Sign is the other one people weigh against it, with “Together We Have It All”.
Rules for a Happy Marriage Sign — Carved Wood Anniversary
Real Wood. Real Craft.
Here's what makes every sign different from the vinyl stuff you'll find in big box stores.
V-Carved, Not Vinyl
The letters are literally cut into the wood with a CNC machine. Real depth, real shadows, no peeling.
Handmade in Kentucky
Every sign is cut, carved, stained, and sealed by hand in our Rineyville, Kentucky workshop.
5,000+ 5-Star Reviews
Real photos from real customers. Our signs are hanging in homes from Oregon to Maine.
Size Comparison
All three sizes shown at actual scale so you can see the real difference.
Large
30" × 7.25"
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Small
16" × 3.5"
Large
30" × 7.25"
Over couches, chairs, or mantles — a real statement piece
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Above doors, over coffee bars, or as a kitchen accent
Small
16" × 3.5"
Shelf sitter, desk accent, or small wall decor piece
All sizes shown at the same scale. Not sure which to pick? Medium is our most popular choice.