Homebody Sign — Welcome, Please Leave by 9PM | Carved
FREE shipping — cut, carved, stained & sealed by hand in our Kentucky workshop, ships in 2–7 business days
Built from scratch, one order at a time — claim your spot on the workbench today
The Homebody Sign That Loves You and Has Limits
Hospitality and bedtime are not enemies; they're a schedule. This carved homebody sign manages both — Welcome to Our Home! Please Leave by 9PM — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood, the warmest possible way to tell guests the kitchen closes and the pajamas win.
Firm Boundaries, Soft Wood Grain
A house rule this beloved deserves permanence: CNC-carved letters in solid pine or poplar, hand-stained in one of twenty finishes from cozy farmhouse white to lights-out walnut. The message keeps its warmth and its spine for decades of well-hosted, well-ended evenings.
Where the Curfew Posts
- Entryway — terms visible on arrival
- Living room — a gentle reminder as the evening ages
- Kitchen — posted where the lingering happens
- Guest room — overnight guests get an extension, technically
The Specs
- Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
- Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
- 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
- CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
- Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping
For Introverts, Early Birds, and Honest Hosts
Housewarmings, birthdays, gifts for the couple famous for great dinners that end promptly — this funny welcome decor celebrates everyone whose social battery has a bedtime. Small size for a shelf by the door; the Bold makes the policy unambiguous. Twenty hand-applied finishes, free U.S. shipping, sawtooth hanger pre-installed. Guests laugh, hosts mean it, and everyone gets home at a decent hour. Browse our other funny carved welcome signs and set expectations beautifully.
The Welcome Hope You Like Dog covers the same ground from the other side.
Homebody Sign — Welcome, Please Leave by 9PM | Carved
Real Wood. Real Craft.
Here's what makes every sign different from the vinyl stuff you'll find in big box stores.
V-Carved, Not Vinyl
The letters are literally cut into the wood with a CNC machine. Real depth, real shadows, no peeling.
Handmade in Kentucky
Every sign is cut, carved, stained, and sealed by hand in our Rineyville, Kentucky workshop.
5,000+ 5-Star Reviews
Real photos from real customers. Our signs are hanging in homes from Oregon to Maine.
Size Comparison
All three sizes shown at actual scale so you can see the real difference.
Large
30" × 7.25"
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Small
16" × 3.5"
Large
30" × 7.25"
Over couches, chairs, or mantles — a real statement piece
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Above doors, over coffee bars, or as a kitchen accent
Small
16" × 3.5"
Shelf sitter, desk accent, or small wall decor piece
All sizes shown at the same scale. Not sure which to pick? Medium is our most popular choice.